Wolverine Threesome

There! That got your attention, didn’t it?

Hugh Jackman’s been talking to MTV about the upcoming sequel to the Origins/Wolverine movie, and there have been hints that there just might be a threesome involved – and I don’t mean the kind where we have to suffer through the lousy last installment of a trilogy!

In the original Origins movie, Hugh got naked. Not Terminator-style, waggling in the breeze naked, but naked enough. But the movie itself was, sadly, subpar.

I remember that, upon reading that the sequel was go, I commented: “If Hugh was naked in the first movie, how are they going to top that to make me want to head to a cinema to watch the sequel??” Fool me once, shame on you; but if I pay good money to watch your sequel and you stuff it up like last time, shame on me.  Look at the X-Files movie.  It was so bad that I not only completely shunned the new movie, but I stopped watching the TV series too!

I have to confess, however, that this is not what I had in mind when I asked: what’s better than Wolverine/Hugh Jackman naked* —

There’s some female companionship—and not just one—for Wolverine. … My wife might have an issue with it, but I think the fans will like it.

Now, intellectually, I understand the appeal of the MFF threesome. I don’t “get” it per se, but in the sense that there are some very wonderful things I could happy watch two men doing together, the male-female-female scenario makes sense to me. Besides, I’m fairly certain that there are more than a few ladies out there who find the idea of getting it on with Wolverine and her BFF to be pretty freaking hot. I’m just not one of them.

So, how about you do us a deal, Mr Jackman? You get Taylor Kitsch a vocal coach AND you get him shirtless, and I’ll pay the price of a cinema ticket.

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* Hugh Jackman, naked, IN MY BED, of course, but let’s all assume that’s not an option.

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~ by ghostwolfe on August 18, 2009.

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